Christmas time is comin’
an it’s tippin’ down with rain.
No snow filled lanes or gardens
just recession on the brain.
News reports that nightly say the country’s on the wane
Could Christmas be going down the drain?
DING DONG, DING DONG
SING A MINDLESS CHRISTMAS SONG
DING DONG, DING DONG
FORGET YER WORRIES SINGALONG
AND I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
SINGING THIS REFRAIN
FOR ME IT’S CHRISTMAS DOWN THE DRAIN
Kev’s credit cards have all been cut up
and now they’re hangin’ on the Christmas tree
The Ratcave’s been repossessed
but were still full of glee
and l hear them sleigh bells ringin’ out in vain
Could Christmas be going down the drain?
DING DONG, DING DONG
SING A MINDLESS CHRISTMAS SONG
HO HO
FAKE SNOW
AND PLASTIC MISTLETOE
AND I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
DRIVIN’ YOU ALL INSANE
CUS FOR ME IT’S CHRISTMAS DOWN THE DRAIN
The Ratmobile’s been towed away
We can’t afford the lease
Errol couldn’t drive it anyway
He’s morbidly obese
KEV: Can I pull a cracker Roland ?
ROL: You couldn’t pull anything Kev !
KEV: Christmas cracker silly!!!
ROL: Oh sorry Kev...pull!!!
(BANG)
KEV: Ooh! There’s a motto, what’s grey and thick?
ROL: Santa’s socks!
KEV: No, it say’s Roland Rat ha ha!!!
ROL: Urghhh!
AND I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
SINGING THIS REFRAIN
DING DONG, DING DONG
DING DONG
