I once loved a girl in our canteen
She filleted kippers and looked eighteen
Roland told me she was thick and ugly too
Nothing going for her, but I always knew
I'd love Linda, lovely Linda the canteen girl
I loved the way she mopped the floor
She was attracted to me
Then suddenly, for some strange reason
I can't understand it, I always thought we had such a meaningful relationship. Was it something I said, or perhaps she just objected to me being obsessed with pink buckets!
I loved Linda, lovely Linda the canteen girl
She brewed brilliant tea
Since that day, I must say
I've got Linda, lovely
Linda so hard luck mate!
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Linda The Canteen Girl
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