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Merry Christmas, Ratfans!
 

DING DONG, DING DONG
(CHRISTMAS DOWN THE DRAIN)

Christmas time is cominí
and itís tippiní down with rain.
No snow filled lanes or gardens
just recession on the brain.
News reports that nightly say the countryís on the wane
Could Christmas be going down the drain?

DING DONG, DING DONG
SING A MINDLESS CHRISTMAS SONG
DING DONG, DING DONG
FORGET YER WORRIES SINGALONG
AND IíLL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
SINGING THIS REFRAIN
FOR ME ITíS CHRISTMAS DOWN THE DRAIN

Kevís credit cards have all been cut up
and now theyíre hanginí on the Christmas tree
The Ratcaveís been repossessed
but were still full of glee
and l hear them sleigh bells ringiní out in vain
Could Christmas be going down the drain?

DING DONG, DING DONG
SING A MINDLESS CHRISTMAS SONG
HO HO
FAKE SNOW
AND PLASTIC MISTLETOE
AND IíLL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
DRIVINí YOU ALL INSANE
CUS FOR ME ITíS CHRISTMAS DOWN THE DRAIN

The Ratmobileís been towed away
We canít afford the lease
Errol couldnít drive it anyway
Heís morbidly obese

KEV:  Can I pull a cracker Roland ?
ROL:  You couldnít pull anything Kev !
KEV:  Christmas cracker silly!!!
ROL:  Oh sorry Kev...pull!!!
(BANG)
KEV: Ooh! Thereís a motto, whatís grey and thick?
ROL: Santaís socks!
KEV: No, it sayís Roland Rat ha ha!!!
ROL: Urghhh!


AND IíLL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
SINGING THIS REFRAIN
DING DONG, DING DONG
DING DONG

 



DING DONG, DING DONG
(Christmas Down The Drain)

Still available for download from Amazon
 

ALED JONES SINGS

 

HO HO HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS RATFANS!

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